luaren:

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

(via wayward-fandom)

mrdavisspeaksout:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

the hotter it gets the more i realize i only fuck with the summer superficially and in concept

For real though

(via larocibih)

maybeitsdoom:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

the squirrel tries to solve your problems with acorns. 

it doesn’t work, so the squirrel provides more acorns.

you are on your death bed and your loving wife cannot reach you to say goodbye for she has been lost in an avalanche of acorns. 

the squirrel only meant well

the squirrel never wanted it to end like this

(via scurrilizzie)